“Just coz I is a MP and is a bit weird”

“But you do speak English…”
“Yes, but I want to learn it as a foreign language!”

“Listen Skonk-”

“Sarah…”

“I’m gonna pop for a quick bagel”

“Man boat, man boat! …And pull…”

“Ooooooh”

“And pull…”

“Ooooooh!”

“I’m very fertile”

“I like bash bash bash with crash helmet”

“Whoever says romance is dead is BOLLOCKS!”

“What are you, some sort of smoothy slag?!”

“Come aboard the love train”

“These are me baaaabies”

“Which flag are you?”

“… Espagnol”

“Right, she’s French”

“It’s my tag!”

“Can I have a kitten?”

“Wooooo woooooo woooooo wooooo… oh goodness, I think I’m going to need a bit of a frisk”